Madame Folie’s Patented Fizzing Powder™
$18.88
Description
Madame Folie’s Patented Fizzing Powder™ Give your customers what they truly want: unhinged luxury. This isn’t your average bath bomb. It’s powdered drama. Originally “discovered” in the ruins of a French château (citation unverified) and reformulated with care—and chaos—, this bath dust is handcrafted to delight, disturb, and fizz like scandal. Each 3 oz glass jar contains: • Baking soda, citric acid, Epsom salt, jojoba oil, fragrance oils, and whole dried French lavender petals. • Not included: powdered resentment, competitive charcoal, or emotional restraint. Recommended for customers who: • Self-identify as “too sensitive to function” • Write letters they never send • Would absolutely start a séance
